February 2012
162 posts
I love Rachel Berry's family
you know what I hate?
writing papers…
so this guy in my english class saw me and walgreens and talked to me for 5 minutes about our paper and then offered to give me his email so he could review my paper.
Then I realized he was hitting on me.
Then his email is the email of a 7th grade goth kid.
Watchversustoday:
natterr:
Happy damn Valentine’s Day
you’re welcome. god, I’m the best valentine ever.
this is why you’re my rebound did i say that out loud marry me what
Why Franklin Roosevelt should be reelected in 2012
So this one time, Franklin Roosevelt was like “forget sanctity of the office, elect me again because I’m awesome.” and then America listened because he was so freaking cool that no one was gonna say no.
Other famous quotes: “honeybadger don’t care”
“Polio? Whats that? Is it a thing that makes you so awesome that your legs quite functioning because...
HOW DO YOU THINK EMMA WATSON WOULD FEEL ABOUT...
Jesus will understand, right?
haha jk… but i don’t know
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
i just saw the vow with my sister and mother and...
Darren Criss' brother in in the Freelance Whales!...
burt hummel. nuff said. #boom
darren, getting a slushie in the face during hurt...
